This May Be The Most Useful Useless Advice You’ll Ever Hear.

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There are times in life when individuals do their best to give you wisdom, but the results? It”s not quite as shrewd as they initially had expected. I”m sure we”ve all had a pleasant sit down with our parents that’s left us scratching our heads trying to determine what they were attempting to get across to us. Their guidance is true and sweet but it simply makes no sense.

Here are a few excellent examples of guidance that’s totally worthless… but also kind of shrewd. What a conundrum!

1. Oh, Snoopy. Full of wisdom.

Oh, Snoopy. Full of wisdom.

2. Homer is rather insightful.

Homer is quite insightful.

3. Truth.


4. A bit of every day life guidance.

A little bit of every day life advice.

5. You always have the option to use more lemons also.

You can always use more lemons too.

6. Looks bright.

Seems smart.

7. Fish can scale trees?!

Fish can climb trees?!

8. I”m going to get this tattooed on my body.


9. Repent Repent Repent!

Repent Repent Repent!

10. It needed to be said.

It needed to be said.

11. That”s so annoyingly accurate.


12. That”s how I became a millionaire.


13. But folks should understand!

But people NEED to know!

14. With great power comes great duty.

With great power comes great responsibility.

15. You understand yourself

You know yourself best.

16. Hmm… I believe I”ll do that.

Hmm...I think I

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