Before we even get to this unbelievable three part series in which an owl rides a mechanical horse, let us talk relating to this owl café.

George and Bibi is in Kobe, Japan, and there are a million images of all these owls running around being totally adorable. I have never been so envious of an animal selfie in my life:

There’s more:

This is so unkind:

wanna take you home so poor #Owl #nevertotowlcanbespoiled #day3 #kobe #kobemotomachi #bibiandgeorge #Anko

A photograph posted by yulie chan (@yuliechan) on

There are also tons of animal handlers who get to work with the café’s cuties all day every day:

➣➣➣➣➣➣➣➣➣ #新入り #真ん中 #インドコキンメフクロウ #ミカンちゃん 左はモモちゃん、右はメロンちゃん #コキンメフクロウ と比べると 一回りも小さい! 今までヒヨコを食べていたのか 嘴がものすごく真っ黄色これからは ヒヨコより栄養価の高いウズラになるので 白い嘴になっていくかな☆ ちなみにまだビクビクしてるので デビューには時間がかかりそう。 #神戸 #元町 #南京町 #フクロウカフェ #ふくろうカフェ #ビビアンドジョージ #BibiandGeorge #kobe #owl #フクロウ

A photograph posted by Erika@フクロウまみれ (@chaco.owl) on

Erika, one emplyee, shares tons of delightful photographs on Instagram of her Life In Owls, but this three part series is completely perfect. Look at this mad owl being trotted about by a cheerful mechanical horse:

A hootin’ and a hollerin’ all day, really. I had follow this pair everywhere. They are gonna clean up this town, boy howdy. (h/t Mashable)